KKen + MSG = Cats, Asrial, Proj, and porn

#anime! buffer saved on Tue Sep 23 09:58:33 1997
<Proj2501> :)
<kken> oh man channel is psycho again B)
<Sora-chan> proj: who'd have guessed!
<Proj2501> kken: nothing like earlier today, man... that was raw
<Asrial> Skif: purebred bigboned german shepherds... giant cuddly doggies!
<JudgeFedd> dalmation poodle....some weirdo ass frou frou spotted dog!
*** kken changes topic to "Fourth Impact! Northern California, October 25th, 1997!"
<JudgeFedd> need some mexican hairless poodle mix!
<Asrial> Proj: anyways, must find place that sells quark cheaps... ^^
<SpiceKyou> oo!
<Proj2501> Asrial: Hold on one sec...
<JudgeFedd> crater da runways!
<kken> Asrial's ptypes use huge ass dogs for target practice coz they are like some sort of shitty shot!
<OniTotoro> kken: I see you bought tickets...
<Skif> Asrial: yep! Had one... it died a few years ago; but they're great dogs, you bet!
<Asrial> bwahahaha!
<kken> OniT: pretty much :)
<SpiceKyou> asrial: only way you get cheaps is if you a student!
<JudgeFedd> wahahahah!
<JudgeFedd> kken, man! if that was the case, Asrial's P-units be breedin' elephants!
<kken> OniT: yeah had to change it coz Feedie was like yelling at me :)
<Asrial> Kyou: I AM a student! must buy software soon! :O
<kken> Fedd: wahahahahahaha
<OniTotoro> kken: ^^
<Asrial> Kyou: already bought illustrator 7 for cheaps!
<JudgeFedd> feedie! man, gonna cause kken some xmas cheer action now!
<SpiceKyou> asrial: wel, go buy it then! what you complaining about! tuition is much worse!
* OniTotoro *snickers*
<kken> bwahahahahahaha! not without an automag you won't!
<JudgeFedd> yep, da channel be in some weird state
<KoG> feedie?!?!
<KoG> Bwahahahahaha
<kken> yeah! what the fuck is Asrial begging like a whore for warez for then! just make your dogs fuck and make more money! what the hell!!
<SpiceKyou> asrial: well, why you not all happy and cheery then! Illus7 should have you dancing about the channel because of all the coolio plugins and stuff!
<Asrial> kken: cause then parental units can spend money on something else instead!
<JudgeFedd> kken'll sell his rusty amigo for $50!
<Asrial> :)
<Asrial> Kyou: yeah, Illustrator 7 is cool and stuff! I like it :)
<SpiceKyou> asrial: now if you had Streamline 4.0 with Illus7, then I'd be all drooly!
<Skif> Fedd: gots no place for him to sleep, though!
<kken> i ain't driving no piece o shit amigo!!
<JudgeFedd> asrial, yeah! get dem dogs workin' and spittin' out pups like some inhuman machine!
<Asrial> kyou: can buy streamline for $99!
<Proj2501> Streamline sucks!
<SpiceKyou> asrial: so, go get it!
<Asrial> kyou: I will man!
<Proj2501> Freehand rules!
<SpiceKyou> asrial: well, there you go!
<kken> yeah! do not give dogs food or water until they fuck and make more puppies which means more money!
* Asrial wonders if Dimensions is worth $99 or if she should save for something else...
<JudgeFedd> get dem dogs breedin' like rabbits!
<Asrial> kken: no more puppies! I am tired of cleaning up dog poop! :O
<kken> yeah!
<Proj2501> kken: puppies will look like conty and he will say, "well isn't that interesting? you get an a!"
<SpiceKyou> proj: fuck you! freehand got slower! sloooooower!!!
<Skif> freehand! Illustrator! bah.... you kids, I tell ya. When *I* was doin' that stuff, all we had was MacPaint! And we LIKED it! yeah....
<Proj2501> Kyou: Fuck you! Freehand rules!
<kken> Asrial: then stop boo hoo hooing!
<kken> Proj: hahahahahahahahaha
<SpiceKyou> hehehe B)
<Asrial> kken: not boo hoo hooing now! hehe :)
<JudgeFedd> man! crybabies and their cheapie ass drawing programs! Do it by hand with postscript!
* Proj2501 boo hoo hoos since he didn't hear from any of his big ass potential clients today
<kken> Asrial: what are you boo hoo hooing for then! just fucking shotgun ptypes while they sleep in bed... then you inherit everything!
* Proj2501 listens to barbie girl
<Proj2501> kken: yeah!
<Asrial> kken: hehehehehe
<Skif> fedd: WHOAH! Major flashback.... I once wrote a program to compute a fractal, and then draw it, in postscript! ^_^;;;
<SpiceKyou> morons! you buy all these programs and whine about them because you can't draw for real with pencil and paper! what's wrong with you! practice like the working stiffs did!
<JudgeFedd> crybabies who think they are all coolio cause they don't use no html editor should not be using no weenie ass program like Illustrator and Freehand!
<Skif> never did figure out how to do colors, though...
<kken> Fedd: yeah!
<Proj2501> Skif is one of those "back in my day" annoying d00ds!
<kken> Kyou: yeah!
<JudgeFedd> skif, =:O
<Proj2501> Kyou: I fucking draw with pencil and paper you asshole!
<SpiceKyou> proj: well, there you go!
* Skif baps Feddie for reminding him of that monstrosity ^_^;;
<Proj2501> Kyou: But I still can't do some of the stuff on paper (a lot of it) that I can do with a drawing proggy
* SpiceKyou wonders where the hell this is going... B)
<kken> if you cannot draw a good asuka getting anally fucked by shinji, you do not deserve to have photoshop or illustrator!
<JudgeFedd> Yeah! I am cool cause I don't use an html program to write my fucking html code, but I have to use some weenie ass program to write my postscript! What the fucking ass shit is that!
<kken> Fedd; yeah!
<SpiceKyou> kken: yeah!
<JudgeFedd> and what the hell! it ain't fucking html coding either!
<SpiceKyou> yeah!
<SpiceKyou> hear hear!
<kken> yeah!
<Proj2501> kken: man, guess i don't deserve either, I can't draw anime style at all
<Proj2501> it's HTML scripting!
<Skif> I'm so cool, I don't even bother with compilers! I write all my programs in hex! Yeah! Hell with all them sissy `compilers' and `interpeters'! They're just for wussies!
<SpiceKyou> yeah! what the fuck is this code crap!
<kken> typing <blink>FUCK YOU</blink> is not coding!
<Proj2501> hahahaha kken
* Proj2501 would never admit to coding. I dropped out of that lame ass CS shit
<SpiceKyou> when the fuck did I have to use IF/THEN/ELSE statements and function calls in my html!
<Skif> I write assemblers for the c=64 in java!
<Proj2501> Kyou: CGI/Perl, though... lots of HTMLers use that and that is coding...
<JudgeFedd> skif, man! don't talk to me with the new fangled hex crap! switches and leds man! switches and leds!
* Skif notes Kyou never saw iomega's homepage :P
<Proj2501> Kyou: Actually I usually use CGI/sh
<kken> coding is typing something like a;dslfkj;LD J;kmf ;saldkfh;LKFN;9320874oin32;198479238732984 7laknd;l!@#$#^$AS and then when you run it you get nice quicktime of Rei sucking on Kaworu's dick!
<SpiceKyou> proj: I'm talking about html, man! html!
<K6Gub> Sora: Read my text. I'm NOT interested.
<Proj2501> hahahahahahahaha kken'
<Asrial> man, I am sick of all that java crap! all these loosahs putting it in their pages for no reason!
<Skif> Feddie: screw those leds! hand-turned relays, man! The wave of the future!
<Proj2501> Asrial: It's the web... No point in bitching about it, it's not going to change. :)
<SpiceKyou> java newbies only write them big-ass javascripts! java done right is seamless and smallish!
<JudgeFedd> fucking weenie ass html "authors" can't even tell the damn difference between the html crap like some wordstar document and the cgi perly-werly shit
<Skif> I'm sick of morons writing crappy webpages with JavaScript that can't be seen without it!
<Proj2501> feddie: hahahahahaha
<CatsMeow> kyou is a spice girl?
<kken> html d00ds are nothing more than high priced data entry d00ds!
<Asrial> Proj: if we complain loud enough they will change just to shut us up!
<Proj2501> kken: man!
<SpiceKyou> kken: yeah!
<Sora-chan> kken: so what does that make keith then?
<Asrial> Skif: yeah! like dell web site! :O
<Proj2501> Az: Not true... :)
<CatsMeow> pckit is a high priced data entry d00d?
<kken> Cats: yeah!
* Proj2501 is a low priced data entry html d00d
<kken> pckit is some blargasldjh;asldkfjalswhatever d00d!
<SpiceKyou> kken: we are typing virtual html as we speak! "/say #anime! kken: we are typing virtual html as we speak!
* Sora-chan is a blue light special data entry person
<JudgeFedd> yeah! some BFGASFDJFLKSJFDSFLKJFLSKDJFSF ASJLDJA ASS
<CatsMeow> if you want to be spicekyou's lover, you gotta get with his friends?
<kken> Kyou: well who'da thought! we should be getting fucking paid big bucks right now!
* OniTotoro listens to new Godzilla roar... "Sounds da same...."
<Proj2501> Cats: But you gotta make it last forever, friendship never ends
<SpiceKyou> cats must be a Spice Girls fan, too!
* CatsMeow is not..
<Peto> hmm.. stumbled inta something here.
<SpiceKyou> kken: well, yeah!
* Skif murders to death anybody what sings Spice Girls crap
* CatsMeow is only forced to listened to spice girl because stupid boyfriend listens to station that plays spicegirls every few moments.. like now.
<SpiceKyou> I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna zigzig ah!
<Skif> Cats: kill him. It's the only way.
<CatsMeow> bah..
* CatsMeow changes her radio statin.
<kken> gay faggy cakeboys!
<Skif> yaay cats!
<Asrial> Cats: just change the station! don't be bullied by some guy! :)
<SpiceKyou> skif has some nut loose!
* CatsMeow hates commercials, too..*sigh*
<Proj2501> cakeboys rule!
<Proj2501> Cats thinks her boyfriend is stupid? Must be desperate...
<CatsMeow> cakeproj?
* kken will just call Skif Priscilla Queen of the dEsert from now on or some cakeboy name!
* CatsMeow thinks all her bfs are stupid..
<JudgeFedd> cats should just listen to some damn monks moan and shit! no commercials either!
<Skif> Kyou: man, I ain't even gonna say what musta happened to yours! Dem Spice Girls is messed up, eh!
<Proj2501> Cats: Then why the fuck are you dating me?
<Proj2501> him, I mean.. :)
<kken> Cats: well what the fuck then! dump 'em and move on!
<SpiceKyou> skif: and the others are any better!
<CatsMeow> Proj: freudian slip!!!
* Proj2501 is gettin' all confused because GF is
talking to me while I type!
<Proj2501> Cats: Hardly.
* Skif will hereby refer to kken as "To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar," or some such equally lame cross-dressin'-movie-shit!
<CatsMeow> kken: I think I turned 'em stupid..they were smart when I first met them..but they become more and more stupid..
<SpiceKyou> proj: tell that bitch to shut the hell up!
<Asrial> man, Cats is surrounded by guys but sticks with some guy even if she thinks he is stupid?! wtf?! :O
<kken> Cats: =:O
<SpiceKyou> asrial: yeah!
<kken> Proj: tell that fucking bitch to get back into the bedroom and turn the fucking video camera back on and make some more online porn for you to sell on the web! what the fuck!
<SpiceKyou> yeah!
<JudgeFedd> bwahahahahah!
<SpiceKyou> hehehe B)
<Skif> online porn! yeaaaah! :^)
<CatsMeow> oy vey
<Proj2501> hahahahahhaahahah kken we're at her place
<Peto> Cats: Is that a reflection on your bfs or you? ^^
* Skif would pay NOT to see Proj naked. :^)
<SpiceKyou> proj: all the better! more girls! lesbo orgy time!
<kken> Proj: so?! gotta be at your place to make porn?!
<Asrial> yeah, nobody wants to see a nekkid otaku :)
<CatsMeow> naked proj?
<CatsMeow> *shudder*
<Skif> exxxxactly
<kken> Cats must have some sort of superior intelligence or something then!
<CatsMeow> otaku porn!!!
<Proj2501> kyou: man!
* CatsMeow just sucks all then intelligence out of her men.
* Proj2501 is not a fucking otaku!
* Proj2501 highly doubts that.
<SpiceKyou> proj: what are you stupid! get the hell offa irc and go have a group orgy with your gf's gfs!
<Proj2501> Just look at that sentence.
<kken> Cats is some female jim carey in some bad batman mocie?
<Proj2501> "sucks all then intelligence."
<CatsMeow> proj: why are you on this channel, then?
<CatsMeow> kken: heehee..
<Proj2501> Kyou: bwahahahahaha
<CatsMeow> the.
<Proj2501> Cats: I can *like* anime without being an otaku, you dolt!
* Skif ain't otaku so much as he's a geek
<kken> oh man the stupidity in this channel tonite!
<CatsMeow> dude, as if you're the only person who can make typos.
<SpiceKyou> proj is some kinda giggilo!
<Skif> kken: what, just tonite? :^)
<Proj2501> Kyou: Yeah!
<JudgeFedd> feedie! mocie! man, cats be working on kken's feeble brain already!
* OniTotoro *snickers*
<CatsMeow> heehee..
<Asrial> Proj: man, if you were not an otaku, you would be doing naughty stuff with GF instead of ircing! :O
<Skif> Feddie: wasn't much to start with! ^_^
<CatsMeow> heeheee..
<Proj2501> Az; Man, she is doing homework!
<SpiceKyou> proj should be Pimp2501!
<Asrial> Proj: so what! drag her off anyways! :D
<CatsMeow> PimpBot2501!
<Proj2501> Az: Bleah she gets hella cranky
<CatsMeow> Proj scared of cranky gf!
<JudgeFedd> proj, well, go distract her man! what are you? stupid?
<Skif> Proj: yeah! Whack her on the head with a club and drag her off by her hair to your cave!
<SpiceKyou> proj: what! is she on her period or something!
<Proj2501> Kyou: yeah
<JudgeFedd> proj's GF prolly get all giggly and shit
<CatsMeow> beware of women on the rag!
<Proj2501> Man, I get cranky when I get interrupted, too
<SpiceKyou> proj: well, give her heimlich and flush out all that bad juice!
<Skif> beware of women not on the rag!
<Skif> heck, just watch out for chicks, man!
<kken> first Asrial is sitting ther ebitching about not getting warez when her parents or fucking dogs could just buy her the stuff, then proj is sitting there bitching while he could be doggin his gf and her gfs making money with online porn and then Cats is sitting there bitching that her bfs are stupid cuz they were prolly all braindead before they started going out in the first fucking place! WHAT THE FUCK!!!
<SpiceKyou> yeah! what the hell!
<Skif> whoah.
<Skif> kken wins.
<Skif> hands down.
* Skif just ain't going there any more
<JudgeFedd> yeah! what the hell!
<Skif> kken, you da man!
<Asrial> ken: man, warez is like free and stuff, leaves more money for lds, hehe :)
<CatsMeow> *laugh*
<CatsMeow> kken: sheesh...
<kken> WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MSG I AM JUST GONNA SNORT THAT SHIT STRAIGHT THRU THE FUCKING NOSE FORGET THE FUCKING FOOD!
* CatsMeow fears the 4th impact.
* CatsMeow shudders in a corner.
<SpiceKyou> it must be that time of the month for everyone!
<Sora-chan> kken: what happened to the jar i sent you man!
* Skif sits, amazed at kken's Slack(tm).
<OniTotoro> Cats: No need to worry... I have some Prozac and other stuff for kken is he gets too goofy... ;)
<kken> Sorata: i am getting it right now to snort so shut the fuck up already you brett favre cocksmoking cheeshead!!!!
* Asrial gives kken an econosize jar of MSG!
<Sora-chan> oni: i think kken's a little beyond goofy, more like, Donald now... approaching Pluto
<Proj2501> bwahahahahahah
<kken> monosodium glutamate here we gooooooooooo!!!
<CatsMeow> hmmm..everyone should carry anti-kken kits.
<Skif> hrm... on that note, I'm outa here
<OniTotoro> Nah... Ken is just goofy... ^^
<CatsMeow> goofy ken?
* kken sneezes
* Asrial wanders to the kitchen to get one of
those arizona green tea things...gonna get
hopped up on ginseng, woo woo :D
* kken sneezes repeatedly
End of #anime! buffer Tue Sep 23 09:58:33 1997