A rare log of KKen drunk and wasted on IRC... now this is great stuff.

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*** Kaworu (ken.cho@usr28-dialup9.mix1.WillowSprings.mci.net) has joined #anime!
<Raider3> re Kaworu
<Kyousuke> it be kken
<Kyousuke> kken: man, I have succumbed to da dark side and got my ass back on iparty..
<GoofyGuy> hey kken
<Kaworu> i am totoally and completley fucked up
<Kyousuke> kken: yeah? you got blue balls?
<GoofyGuy> Kyou: And boy is it scary....^^
<GoofyGuy> ahahahahahah
<Kaworu> iam so fuckedg upp the rooom whon't stop spoiinging
<Kyousuke> kken: woo hoo!
<GoofyGuy> yea!
<Kyousuke> kken: c'mon, man! swivel your seat around and around andf around!
<meowa> nite nite
<Kyousuke> kken: do the wonder woman action! let's see you turn something out!
<KagatoNT> nite
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* GoofyGuy starts to spin kken around and around.....
* Akane giggles.
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<orin> konbanwa
<KagatoNT> its some drunk ken dude
<Kaworu> nman u i have some wooooodne chairt action
<Raider3> Yeah, he's smashed...
<Kaworu> idn fact whey the fuick am i onn irc
<Kyousuke> kken: puke! puke it all out! I
dare you! I double dare you!
<orin> rai: really fucked over, apparently.
<Kyousuke> kken: spin around and around and around!
<KagatoNT> hm, Ken is doinf his Mokona impression
<orin> well, just think of all the stuff we can pull on him if he gets this drunk at AC. ;;)
<Kaworu> aand not only htaat my eaers wont' stop ringign
<GoofyGuy> woo woo
<Kyousuke> hmm.. kken must have a really hard time seeing them keys..
<GoofyGuy> kken: If your ears are ringing, then answer them.....
<Kaworu> aoh ti took me wlike gfour treis to goet in aleright
<Kyousuke> kken: knock your head against the wall until the ringing stops!
<Kyousuke> kken: make sure it's a brick wall!
<Kaworu> iam resting iot aginast the walll btu it'm not gonnona bang it manan
<Kyousuke> kken: bang your head, man! bang it! it's da cool thing to do!
<KagatoNT> Ken, go soak your head in cold water
<Kaworu> amn i'm nort atht drukn
<orin> o/~bang you head!o/~
<Kaworu> well aokj maygbe i ma
<Kaworu> am
<Kyousuke> kken: yeah! go soak your head in a tub of water!
<Kyousuke> kken: bang your head, man! works like a charm!
* KagatoNT activates the P.Evans drunken key decoder to understanf ken
<Kyousuke> kken: the more it hurts, the more the pain will go away!
* orin notes that when kken gets drunk, he's dyslexic! ::)
* Akane wonders if Kaworu was stupid again and drove home.
<GoofyGuy> kken: drink more, you won't feel the pain....
<Kyousuke> kken: now is a good time to see how big your penis can enlarge itself when you think about horny stuff!
<Kaworu> mno iahad towleave m y car at thwe bar
<orin> akane: if he was and he was this drunk, it was a miracle on high he didn't kill someone or get arrested.
<Akane> Kaworu: Good man...I am proud of you.
<orin> akane: ok, then it was a miracle on high he didn't get mugged -- it is chicago, after all.
<Kyousuke> kken: bang your head aginst the wall, man! c'mon! you know you wanna!
<Akane> orin: Where he lives, it is ok.
* GoofyGuy gives kken another drink to congrdulate him on not driving home....
<Kyousuke> kken: makes the ringing go away!
<orin> akane: in chicago? is that possible? ;;)
<Akane> orin: Yup it is possible.
<Akane> Kaworu: Man, just rest it off...go to bed.
<Asrial> man chicago is like any other city...some parts good, some parts bad
<orin> akane: news to me. ::)
<GoofyGuy> kken: yea man, smash your head into the wall a few times....
<Kaworu> yaeh iam gonna bbe somewhta somat and goo to wlseepp hwile pickign my nose... gkjnite
<Kyousuke> hmm.. kken must actually be doing that..
<Kyousuke> kken: pick both nostrils!
<orin> kaworu: don't get a nosebleed...
<orin> kaworu: rip that nose right out! ::)
<GoofyGuy> kken: pick a winner!!!
<Kyousuke> kken: don't forget to eat your boogers! makes the ringing go away!
<Akane> Orin: Yeah...you live in some podunk neighborhood and like watch dem Al Capone movies thinking Chicago is some gangta city...wtf!
<GoofyGuy> ahahahahahahah
<Kaworu> q/;uit
<Kaworu> qiut/
<Akane> Kaworu: Concentrate...
<orin> kyou: god, man -- you sure you haven't been nipping too?
<Kaworu> qu it
<Kaworu> godmasmmanait
<Kyousuke> wahahahahaha
<GoofyGuy> ............!
<GoofyGuy> ahahahahahahahah
<orin> bwahahhahahahaha....
<Akane> Kaworu: Be ONE with the keys...
<Kyousuke> kken: bang your head against the wall! then you'll quit!
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<Akane> WOOWOO
<Akane> Kaworu quit! :)
<Akane> yaaaaaay :)
<Kyousuke> hmm.. kken musta gotten desperate and pressed one key at a time..
<GoofyGuy> Yay!!!!!
<orin> oh my god -- he did it!
<Akane> Did someone log that? :)
* Kyousuke thinks he will save this log.. B)
<orin> akane: prolly not...
<Kyousuke> yeah, I logged it.. B)
* GoofyGuy has been loggin this....
<Akane> orin: Nope, good 'ol kyou saved it.
<orin> akane: will he remember it at all?
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