The following edit of a running log done on the date noted below. Witness the boldness of hyou (aka Jim Elliott, aka Pyro Jim, etc. etc.) as he shows his prowess after a long day of public humiliation in Walnut Creek. The subject in question seems to feel immune to any more humiliation, but unbeknownst to him, yours truly had a log going long before the subject arrived. The subject picks the ONE night I just happen to have my log set. (It should be noted that one other individual incriminated himself that night.) Read on... ^_^

The Hyou Chronicles Ver 1.1 as logged by J0ker
IRC log started Sun Dec 25 11:13
[Extraneous ramblings deleted to protect the innocent.]
#anime! hyou H@ ~elliottj@crl2.crl.com (0 I know a place where dreams get crushed...)
#anime! Akane G akane@192.160.127.85 (6 Akane Tendo)
#anime! Thea H@ jau@netcom15.netcom.com (2 J0KER no mikata-chan eien ni)
#anime! J0KER H@ aaronp@netcom18.netcom.com (0 Thea no mikata eien ni)
#anime! teto H@ otsuka@netcom18.netcom.com (1 Taku Morisaki)
[All "unknowns" on that night have been deleted.]
[Right around midnight, look who wanders in...]

*** Akane is away: Trying to figure out Mortal Kombat II (SNES)
*** hyou (~elliottj@crl2.crl.com) has joined channel #anime!
<Thea> Hi Jim =)
<hyou> hi all.
* hyou waves tiredly...
<teto> hi jim
> hey, it's Santa Jim! :)
* Thea gives Hyou a Xmas cup of tea. =) So I'm a little late =) I still like Xmas
* hyou accepts the tea gratefully.
> hyou: how'd it go, playability factor in a Santa outfit? :)
* hyou sighs... spending all day at BattleTech is more tiring than one would think...
<hyou> j0: thanks for the Go stuff, btw! I've been meaning to learn that game for a long time...
<teto> hyou: so, you went to B-tech dressed in a santa suit?
<hyou> teto: yep. ^_^;
<Thea> Hyou; Doesn't that get costly? ^_^;;
<teto> hyou: did you get to play for free?
<hyou> luckily they only made us wear the full suit the first couple times.... we wore less and less of the suits as the night went on...
<hyou> teto: yep! got 12 games in today.
<Thea> *chuckle*
<teto> hyou: wow... i should have done that...
<Thea> wow! What a way to get people into the holiday spirit =)
<hyou> thea: there were probably between 20 and 30 santas there today. ^_^
<Thea> *grin*
<hyou> thea: it was hard to tell people apart... ^_^;
<Thea> *smile*
* hyou tugs on the idling akane-chan's pigtails experimentally.
<Akane> HYOU-ONIICHAN!
* Akane was playing MKII.
<Thea> A-ko: *smile* That sounds good. I think I know what bot you're talking about =)
<hyou> akane-chan!
<Akane> hyou: How was the Btech games today?
* hyou gives akane-chan a hug...
<hyou> ak: interesting. tiring.
* Akane huggles Hyou-oniichan....
<Akane> hyou: Tiring how so?
<hyou> ak: twelve games in one day is tiring.
<Akane> hyou: 12 GAMES?! In Santa Suits yet :)
<hyou> ak: yeah. I got my vet pin today, by some coincidence... ^_^;
<Akane> hyou: Hmm, so do those games count?
* hyou was also recruited into a junior league team, but isn't sure if he's going to accept yet... :/
<hyou> ak: yeah, they count.
* hyou sits in front of the fire with a blanket... chilly tonight...
<Akane> hyou: Junior League team? How does that work?
<Akane> hyou: Wow!
* J0KER hands hyou a DuraFlame(tm) log...
* hyou pops that log on the fire and prods it up to maximum heat output...
* Akane pouts, "My Btech center was closed today because it is in a mall and could not stay open. :( I would have played a goodly amount of games for free if I could..just to practice playing heat...
<Thea> *chuckle* duraflame(tm) should say, "But not when Jim is around"
* hyou consoles akane-chan...
* Akane cries, "I-I'm going to die when I play in January with you guys. :("
* Akane won't be able to handle heat by that time.
<hyou> ak: well, maybe we won't force you to play heat.
* Akane wahs.
<hyou> ak: trish doesn't like to play heat, so maybe we'll make it optional.
*** Mode change "+oo hyou Akane" on channel #anime! by Thea
<Akane> hyou: Believe me, if the Btech center here was open and was doing the same thing you guys were, I'd probably play 12 games as well and practice playing heat.
<Akane> Arigato Thea!
<hyou> ak: I play with heat as much as I can, because I want to learn it, but I'm sucking with it so far... ^_^;
<Akane> hyou: I HATE it....H-A-T-E it! :(
* hyou scratches akane-chan's back to try to relax her...
<Akane> hyou: I heard about those master games...killed Paul or someone in 4 seconds?
* Akane smiles and kisses hyou-oniichan's cheek, "Arigato, oniichan."
* hyou ruffles akane-chan's hair.
* Akane waiwais and giggles.
* Akane wonders how long you guys were playing Btech...how many others besides you participated...
* hyou wraps akane-chan up in his blanket by the fire and brushes her hair...
* Akane smiles and snuggles close to Hyou-oniichan.
<hyou> ak: well, from about 1:30pm to when they closed at 11pm...
<Akane> Hyou: EEP!
* Akane 's pigtails stand on end.
> hyou: no breaks for food? :)
* hyou wraps his arms around akane-chan and holds her warmth to him...
<hyou> j0: we ate there, actually. their menu is pretty good.
* Akane beams with warmth for Hyou-oniichan.
* teto thanks the gods...
* Akane wishes her Btech center was open today...they she could have practiced playing with heat without paying for all of them.
<hyou> teto: eh, what for?
<teto> the stupid tape that was stuck became unstuck...
<teto> i got a MI tape stuck in darold's new s-deck...
<hyou> teto: hehe... I'll bet he wasn't pleased... ;)
* hyou turns off the lights and ircs by xmas lights...
<Thea> teto: I'm sure we'll get it out =)
* Akane waiwais, "Kirei, oniichan!! Kirei!!"
<teto> hyou: if we all don't tell him about it, he won't know... ^_^
* Akane snuggles Hyou-oniichan close and watches the blinking Christmas lights.
> teto: wipe off all surfaces of the deck... :)
* hyou serves akane some eggnog heavily laced with rum...
* Akane smiles and takes the egg nog unknowingly and says, "OH! Milk shake!"
* Akane grins, "Arigato oniichan!"
* hyou watches akane carefully... ^_^;
* hyou met toshi's sisters today... the older one is CUTE.. :O~
* Akane takes a sip of the egg nog and makes a little cute crinkled face,
. "Oniichan, this milk shake tastes funny."
<hyou> so is the younger one, for that matter, but she's REAL young. ^_^;
<Akane> hyou: Heh, she is very cute. Haihai! :)
> hyou: good thing I'm logging the channel... :)
<hyou> j0: you bastard! ;)
* Akane knows what Toshi's older sis looks like.
* Akane notes she knows a secret...heehee
* hyou wonders how akane knows this...
* Akane skips around drinking the egg nog like water.
* hyou also notes that toshi said 'she has more boyfriends than I have socks...' ^_^;;;
<Akane> hyou: I can believe it, she is very pretty.
* Akane hasn't met Toshi's sisters yet.
* hyou sighs... :|
* Akane didn't know Trish had three more younger siblings either. ;)
<Akane> Hyou; DId you guys take pictures?
<Akane> Hyou: LOTS of picture?
<hyou> ak: no, only a few pictures actually...
* Akane made beef curry today...It turned out pretty good! :)
* hyou wonders if that eggnog is taking effect...o:
<Akan> hyou: I want a copy of those pics!!
* Akane skips over to Oniichan "More more milk shake, oniichan!"
<hyou> ak: hmm... ranchan's camera... we'll see about copies later.
* Akane nodnods to Hyou-oniichan.
* hyou cheerfully serves up akane some more eggnog... ;)
* Akane waiwais, 'Arigato, oniichan!"
* Akane starts to drink it and runs around the room.
* Akane 's pigtails grow long and flap in the wind..."Waiwaiwai waiwaiwai!"
* hyou watches akane get hot and sweaty from the running... ;)
* Akane shakes her little arms up and down as she finishes her drink.
* Akane pants, "I'm hot, oniichan."
* Akane fans herself and takes off her blouse.
* Akane slips off her tiny mini skirt.
* hyou gets a washcloth and some cool water... :)~
* Akane peels off her black pantyhose.
* Akane walks over to Hyou and sits next to him, "I'm hot, Oniichan..."
* Akane looks at hyou-oniichan and asks, "Can I have another milk shake?"
<hyou> akane: but of course!
* hyou serves up akane some more eggnog...
* Akane leans up against Hyou-oniichan.
* hyou rubs akane down with the cool washcloth...
* Akane wonders o_O (Is this how it is going to be when I go and visit hyou? <^^;;;;;)
* Akane mmms, "Ahh, that feels nice oniichan."
* hyou is much more geeky in real life, unfortunately... ^_^;
* Akane continues to drink her 'milk shake'.
* hyou massages akane's toes as she 'cools down'...
* Akane looks up at hyou-oniichan, cocking her head all the way back and looking at him upside down, "Oniichan, I'm still hot..."
* hyou gets some ice cubes and runs them down akane's body...
* Akane blinks her little brown eyes at hyou-oniichan and pouties a little at him.
* Akane giggles, "Oniichan, that tickles!"
* Akane wiggles her toes. "iya iya!"
* Akane thinks Hyou-oniichan isn't geeky...he's cool! :)
* hyou notes that akane doesn't know him in RL... ^_^;
* Akane exclaims, "Hyou wa totemo totemo suteki oniichan!!"
* Akane knows hyou well enough. ^_^
* hyou whispers in akane's ear, 'which parts of you are still hot?'
* teto beats the cr*p out of darold's printer...
* Akane whisper back and winks, "Asoko ni..." ^_-
* Akane giggles.
* Akane cries.
* hyou runs an ice cube slowly across asoko...
* Akane shivers with delight, "O-o-n-n-n-n-n-niiichan."
* J0KER wonders if hyou has ever seen the Momoko video... :)
<hyou> j0: no... wanna loan it to me sometime? :)
> hyou: no problem..."asoko ni" is in it... :)
<hyou> j0: oh? heh.
* hyou thinks of asoko and blood starts to dribble from his nose...
* J0KER chuckles at hyou's antics... :)
<hyou> ak: how many games have you played with heat?
* Akane had a VERY bad HEAT expierience....
* Akane says, "READ 1 kill 4 deaths....3 of those deaths by pilot error...:( And -3,000+ points!!"
* Akane cries.
* Akane 's asoko melts the ice cube in seconds.
* Akane notes that Gaver did worse. <^^;
* Akane notes that the new upgrade will be in effect when I get there to play....I wonder if we'll be using that Indirect fire. That upgrade is EVIL!
* hyou is trying to prepare for the upgrade, amoung other things...
<Akane> hyou: I can't wait to see the new mechs.
* hyou regards akane's ice-melting asoko wonderingly...
* Akane had only 1 kill if any.
* Akane wobbles a bit.
* hyou yawns...
* Akane should have done the T6 thing.
* Akane will pick a T6 next time and play heat and see how she fares then.
* Akane will be right back....
<hyou> later akane.
IRC Log ended *** Mon Dec 26 01:29

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