Once upon a time, there was an era called The Good Old Days when being hentai meant doing it with style and glamour, and people actually liked it...
* Akane begins, "Once upon a time...there was a
young man and a young woman. His name was Shogun. Her name was
Akane.."
* Akane continues, "'I
really like you, Akane-chan. I want to keep on dating you.' says Shogun holding her hand. Akane looks
up and answers,
'Uh, I d-do too, but there is something you must know.'
* Akane says, "'What's
that, Akane-chan?' asks
Shogun about to kiss her. Akane pushes him away for a minute and
says, "This is
serious, Shogun. You must listen..."
* Akane says, "'Well,
when I have my, uh, monthly visitor. Things get really ugly.' says Akane twiddling her fingers. 'So? I've had other women before and they
were a bit irritable, but they were fine...what's wrong with it?
It is a natural thing. Now c'mere.'
* Akane says, "replies
Shogun taking Akane-chan in his arms and bringing her close. 'IYA!
Shogun, you can't be so forceful! I just got it today!' says Akane pushing him away. Shogun
disgrunted by her action....starts to walk away. 'WAIT! I'm sorry. It is just...
* Akane says, "..I am
very delicate around this time...please be gentle.' says Akane. Shogun grins biggly and goes
over to Akane and kisses her ....
* Akane says, "The next
day, Shogun meets up with Akane and they are walking through a
park. Akane looks very under the weather and she is holding her
back. 'Akane-chan
what's wrong?' asks
Shogun worried.
* Akane says, "'I'll be
okay, just be nice to me.'
replies Akane looking harrowed. Shogun looks concern and goes up
to Akane. 'You sure
you're alright? You don't look so good.'
* Akane says, "Akane growls, 'Leave me alone, ok?
I'll be fine.'
Shogun steps back quite alarmed by her outburst...he walks behind
her for a moment...she stops...holding her abdomen in pain.
Shogun runs up to Akane and asks again, "Ok, this is it, you aren't
* Akane says, "ok, I'm
taking you home.'
says Shogun pulling her arm forcefully. Akane looks up at Shogun,
'I SAID I'M
FINE!!!!' Shogun
looks at Akane in fear as her eyes glow an evil green and hair
starts to sprout everywhere...
* Akane continues, "...fangs
grow in her mouth, claws unsheathe themselves....Akane growls and
howls, "AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAIWAIOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Shogun ahhhhhhs and runs away. Akane pursues him.
* Akane continues, "Shogun's
heart beats fast in his chest as he runs away hearing the
clacking of her claws on the pavement and the terrible howl 'arooooowaiwaiooooo' behind him. Shogun says, "Shit! I knew she was bad news!
Should have stayed with Teresa!!'
* Akane says, "Shogun
looks behind him as he runs seeing the eerie green glowing eyes
behind him.....Shogun turns a corner and into an alleyway...
* Akane says, "Shogun
stops to catch his breath....'Damnit, I'm dead. No more Clan
Gatherings for me anymore. If I live, I'm swearing off pasta!'
* Akane says, "Shogun
hears the dreaded aroowaiwaioo of Akane-chan and starts running again.
He spies a chainlink fence and Akane is close behind. Shogun
jumps for the fence and starts to climb it. (Oh, it has some
barbed wire at the top btw.)
* Akane says, "Akane
leaps for Shogun and rips his pant leg as he climbs up. 'Hey! Those are my best pair of slacks
you bitch!' Akane
growls even more and claws at Shogun who makes it over the fence.
* Akane says, "Shogun
goes up to the fence and sticks out his tongue, "BEEEEH! You missed me!! Be lucky if
you go out with me again!'
* Akane continues, "Shogun
walks home, shivering from Akane's attack. He goes back to his
place to his darling Teresa. Shogun opens the door to her room
and sees Teresa on the floor looking for something."
* Akane continues, "'What
you doing, Teresa?'
asks Shogun. 'I'm
looking for the tylenol...help me.
* Akane says, "Shogun
shrugs, 'Nah! I've
had enough shit for my whole life....' Shogun begins to walk away...he hears a
growl from behind. Shogun turns around....it's Teresa! Teresa
howls, "ARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAKABAKABAKAOOOO!" and leaps onto Shogun and tears him...
* Akane says, "....apart.....blood everywhere.....parts everywhere!!! THE
END! :)"