IRC log started Mon May 5 09:08

*** CatsMeow (paige@kittykatz.HIP.Berkeley.EDU) has joined channel #anime!
<CatsMeow> curse: hey!
* CatsMeow tries to get cursie's attention..hello, curse!!!
* DrkAngel thinks that ignoring the cat is a very wise policy in general for curse...
<DrkAngel> Nobody ever listens to ex CAA presidents anyway...
<CatsMeow> cursie cursie curse!
* CatsMeow clucks at curse..cursie cursie curse! wake up, dear...
<DrkAngel> Hmm, clucks like a chicken...
* DrkAngel compares the cat to Marcy from Married With Children...
* CatsMeow is a lesbian?
<curse> Cats!
<CatsMeow> hey, curse..what about monday?
* DrkAngel thinks that all men would be thankful if the cat was and also future generations would be spared from the horror of her breeding
<curse> Cats: oh, never mind.
* Paco-Paco looks in
<CatsMeow> okey.
<DrkAngel> Paco: Someday they will ignore you too
* CatsMeow hugs Paco..what up, Paco-chan!
<Paco-Paco> as homer simpson would say "I am a white male age 18 to 45, everybody listens to me no matter how stupid my ideas are"
<Paco-Paco> cats: Nothing much
* Paco-Paco was reading comic books
<Paco-Paco> Ack speaking of which I missed the simpsons boo hoo
* DrkAngel waits for the cat to disappear into silence and obscurity
<CatsMeow> drkangel: just like Ben Tsai?
<DrkAngel> Just buy the CD...
<DrkAngel> Except Trulee. She was a cool prez, so people will always remember her...
* DrkAngel wonders why the cat can't be more like Trulee...
* CatsMeow wonders why the drkangel can't be more like Trulee.
* DrkAngel was hated, so it's best to be forgotten
<DrkAngel> Of course, being hated is better than being pitied...
<CatsMeow> *bwahahahaha*
<CatsMeow> drk: you keep on saying that, mike..maybe it'll make you feel better..
<CatsMeow> I'll just annoy you by ignoring you. :P ;)
* Ginta wonders if he should hate DrkAngel or pity him.
* DrkAngel shrugs
<DrkAngel> At this point, I wish you had just ignored me when we first met anyway...
* curse wonders about the sparring between DrkAngel and CatsMeow..
<pirotas> cursie, its a ex lover thang
* DrkAngel doesn't think that the cat is capable of love
*** DrkAngel is now known as Shogun
<curse> pirotas: honto?
<pirotas> mike, some people thought hte same about you too :P
* CatsMeow doesn't think drkangel knows what love is.
<Shogun> Dani: I'm better at faking it tho...
<Shogun> Better than equating love with lots of nice gifts
<pirotas> mike, it think nowadays, everybody knows how to fake it
* Akane hmms.
<CatsMeow> at least I'm true to myself..
* Shogun thinks that the cat loves herself in all the wrong ways
* pirotas wonders why mike even cares?
*** SurlyGub has changed the topic on channel #anime! to Angst, angst, angst!
<pirotas> why do i care? heh
* CatsMeow thinks that Shogun loves himself a little too much.
<pirotas> angst is cool!
<Umi> Cats: a little?
<Shogun> The last remnants of a paternal streak I'm trying to kill...
<pirotas> love myself, better then you...i know it's wrong but what should i do.. o/~
<HKOR_B5> ooh, point, Umi! :-)
* CatsMeow stamps upon Shogun's last paternal streak...your patronizing tendancies are annoying.
> A lot of unnecessary parenting is annoying.
<Shogun> If somebody wasn't such a whiny girl without any idea of what the fuck she wanted to do with her life, it would have been easier to get away
<pirotas> o/~ do you think of me, when you FUCK her
<CatsMeow> if somebody wasn't such a whiny old guy without illusions of grandeur, he would be easier to listen to..
<Shogun> If somebody wasn't so pathetic, I wouldn't have stopped and pitied her empty soul.
<CatsMeow> If somebody wasn't so pathetic, I wouldn't have stopped and pitied his empty life.
<pirotas> japanese men can be so indecisive
<pirotas> i wish people can be more original in their arguments
* Shogun recalls trying to keep a safe distance from the cat
> Anime channels can be so dramatic..
* CatsMeow recalls Shogun being more than willing..
<pirotas> this should be a anime!
<Miki> hmm.......
*** Corwin has changed the topic on channel #anime! to Shoujo night on #anime! Join the melodrama!
<Shogun> Hmm, but I've never been so pathetic as to beg for pity fucks on the first date.
<pirotas> pity fucks last 1.5 sec
<kken> i last more than 2 seconds
<PYee> aww season finale of Married with children ...
<Shogun> Hmm, and the cat could probably relate to Kelly Bundy pretty well...
<PYee> as opposed to mike being al
<pirotas> mike is baling???
<pirotas> balding!
* Shogun would rather be Al than Bud
<pirotas> blading on da chichi!
<Shogun> At least Al got laid
<PYee> oh thats true .. guess mike isnt al afterall
<Shogun> Of course Phil would be lucky to someday match Al's income
<pirotas> i wish all the guyus on the channel woudl take pictures on their thingys and put it on the web
<CatsMeow> piro: why?
<kken> phil is worse than a shoesales man?
<Shogun> Dani: Could you match the nicks to the parts?
<Umi> piro: so we could laugh at them?
<pirotas> cats, would be ...interesting
<kken> piro: man my pic is already on the net!
<CatsMeow> errrrr...*laugh* if you think so..
<pirotas> kken, no way man!
<pirotas> kken, you have yourself censored!
> piro: After the females do the same.
<kken> piro: same difference!
<Shogun> Pyee is a soap salesman who specializes in anime conventions!
> Why let the whole online world know whatchoo look like!
<kken> piro: you don't need to see my coke bottle glasses!
<PYee> gee I wonder why mike never says this in my face
<pirotas> ginta, yeah i do the same! show you my sea monkey grown thingy!
> piro: Hmm..
<Shogun> He has to make money rubbing it on fat, naked, male otakus.
<kken> bwahahaha
* Shogun would be frightened at the cat's accuracy ratio
> Phil rubs male otaku?? O_O
<pirotas> man mark got really fat
<pirotas> rubba rubba rubba!
<PYee> your mom didnt complain too much mike
<pirotas> nothing wrong with squeezing the male charmin!
<kken> Ooo, he plays the mom card!
<Shogun> Dani: Console yourself in that fact.
<pirotas> your mama, yer daddy, your bald headed granny!
* Shogun is amused at PYee...
<pirotas> mike, i have randall, that is good enough!
<Shogun> Go ahead Phil, you're so young that to do my mom, you'd be doing a 60 year old which is about as good as it'll ever get in your life...
<kken> randall from clerks? o/~ here comes randall, he's a berserker...
<pirotas> kken, yeah! he even used to work for a video store copying tapes!
<PYee> funny mike , i was thinking about the same for you
<kken> man i worked in an ld store... they called me randall there cuz i was so psycho
* Ginta has never seen a channel not only dive to the deepest darkest depths, but swim and kick to get there, too...
<pirotas> kken, bwahahahhaa
<PYee> of course you would have to pay the 60 year old
<Umi> Ginta: hehehe
<pirotas> ginta, no way man! you shoudl have been here 3-4 years ago!
<pirotas> 60 year olds know how to suck!
<Kaworu> mudda fukka
> piro: Oh, poor me...
<pirotas> ginta, yeah
> How does piro know??? o_O
<Shogun> Hmm, of course PYee's mom has been serving the Berkeley community since before he was born
<pirotas> ginta, watch porn movies with old people!
<PYee> hey , its better then serving the greater LA area for 50 years
<Kaworu> surely you two can be more creative than the mom jokes
<Shogun> Hmm, and Terry used to talk about how your mom would always ask the other Cal students to keep an eye out for her son who was probably ditching school.
<PYee> kawaru: you can only bend the truth so much
* Shogun is sure that everyone knew when Pyee wet his bed each night...
* OniTotoro departs da PYee vs. Shogun pissing contest... ;)
*** Signoff: OniTotoro (*boink*)
* Shogun wonders why I bothered with PYee
* Shogun goes back to kicking the cat
<CatsMeow> *laugh*
* Shogun looks forward to a nice long weekend in Napa
<Kaworu> *yawn*
<Kaworu> chirp chirp
<Hamusutaa> *moo*
<Kaworu> poop!
<CatsMeow> moo?
* Shogun drinks more bad tequila
<Kaworu> to-kill-ya!
<Hamusutaa> moo.
<Polnaref> *meow*
<CatsMeow> moo!
<Umi> hmm...cats and cows in this barnyard
<Hamusutaa> baa
> Bah!
<Hamusutaa> oink
> Bah you all!
<Hamusutaa> neigh!
<Hamusutaa> honk!
<Polnaref> *squeak*
<Hamusutaa> cluck!
<Hamusutaa> woof!
> *moan*!
<Hamusutaa> nee whom!
<Polnaref> *squeek, I tell ya!*
<Kaworu> nyan nyan!
<Polnaref> *jeep, jeep*
<Shogun> Hmm, yeah, the cat is more like a cow now...
> How Now Cow!
* Shogun kicks the damn cat while walking out
*** Signoff: Shogun (Leaving)

IRC log started Mon May 19 09:11
* CatsMeow has final on friday... 5-8
<St_Shogun> Yeah! Cat can leave on Thurs!
<OniTotoro> Cats: Call Peti. ^^
<JudgeFedd> if mom and dad don't want to give up dough, must not want kid around da house!
* St_Shogun notes it wouldn't be the first time the cat blew off an exam for a guy...
* CatsMeow doesn't have peti's number!
<Kaworu> 10 hours on a bus... forget that noise
* Ginta thinks he has Peti's number somewhere...
* Hamusutaa considered the bus once. ONCE.
* OniTotoro wonders if it's wise for him to suggest this....
<JudgeFedd> 1-800-see-thru
* Kaworu considered taking the bus to umich once... but then he just flew up there for $50
* OniTotoro *snickers*
<hyou> oni: go ahead, suggest it. ;)
* St_Shogun wonders if Israel will someday dedicate a monument to the cat
<JudgeFedd> ohmi is ditching AX like phil yee? Man, better take that boy off the list
<CatsMeow> *laugh*
<Kaworu> bwahahahaha
<Ohmi> Fed: I'm not on the list!
<Hamusutaa> shogun: huh?
<OniTotoro> Well... Cats can wait until kor comes onto da channel... If he does... ^^
* Yak-kun shoots a rubber band @ Ohmi. "Haw haw, funny da yo...nai!"
<Ohmi> Fed: Man I been dissed by the list! ;)
* St_Shogun imagines the sailors on an Israeli aircraft carrier saluting the cat
<Ohmi> Yak: yeah yeah
<JudgeFedd> ohmi, oh, then I don't have to do anything
<Ohmi> Fed: yup
* Suroc doesn't recall Isarel having a carrier
<Kaworu> Ohmi is blacklisted by the AX ml!
<Ohmi> Kaworu: yeah I am not luved :)
* Yak-kun pulls out his Staff of Pork-chops "Did sumwun say Magic Cow!?"
* Ohmi should quit AX on priniple!
<JudgeFedd> hmm, will have to remove ohmi from da staff list too
<Kaworu> israel has an airline carrier... it's called tel aviv or something... heheheeh
<Ohmi> Fed: I'm not on the staff list!
* OniTotoro don't think Peti wants to leave that late for LA... But then Peti is "weak"... ;)
<St_Shogun> Hmm, but the Japanese navy should salute her too
* neko-dems desn't recall there being much water in israel
<Suroc> Kaworu : airline?
<St_Shogun> If the cat can "Myaa", kor is doomed
* OniTotoro *snickers*
<Yak-kun> Ohmi, didn't know you were wun to eavesdrop on ppls' private moments in the bathroom. ^__-
<CatsMeow> bah..the japanese.
<Ohmi> Sho: nah.. they won't salute a Korean ;)
<JudgeFedd> ohmi, not talking about the mailing list man...
<Kaworu> israel doesn't have an aircraft carrier... no need!
<St_Shogun> Hmm, well the cat learned her proper place with Japanese men..
<Ohmi> Fed: oh well do whatever you like then
<CatsMeow> japanese men suck dick.
* St_Shogun thought that that's what they say about Korean women. Or at least one in particular
<Kaworu> Shog: all true!
<JudgeFedd> ohmi, what? you want out or not?
<Ohmi> Japanese men date 13 year olds 'cause they have no backbone
<CatsMeow> bah..japanese men are too small.
<St_Shogun> Japanese men want flexible women!
<Ohmi> Fed: oh I'm sorry I thought you were removing me because I offended you :)
<St_Shogun> Hmm, that's true. The cat is becoming bigger and bigger. She'll soon dwarf her men...
* CatsMeow rolls her eyes..
* JudgeFedd just shoves ohmi in a corner..unseen
<Ferrio> mike: don't you ever leave cats alone?
* CatsMeow explodes...KABOOM!
* CatsMeow IS katey kaboom!
<Ohmi> Fed: things haven't changed then :)
<Hamusutaa> ferrio: hey, don't make them stop... it's entertaining.
<St_Shogun> The cat just has this unique gift of annoying me to death
* CatsMeow annoys Shogun to death...DIE DIE DIE!
* OniTotoro *snickers*
<Ferrio> mike: /ignore catsmeow all would take care of that you know....
* CatsMeow is annoyed by her lack of sound card..
<Hamusutaa> cats: still? HAHAHAHAH!
* St_Shogun thinks that if the cat showed better taste in men, she would have a working soundcard by now
<StrEEsed> cats: want to buy my sound card?
* St_Shogun kicks the cat's stupid computers
<Suroc> Shogun : You don't even know the situation. It's a technical problem between OSR2 and SB Pnp
> Shogun an' CM are like symbiotic parasites, if there is such a thing...
<St_Shogun> How many 476x79's are there with chips written in all Korean?
<CatsMeow> must torture soundcard boy to fix computer.
<JudgeFedd> dem berkely people learned well from shogun's cheapness
<CatsMeow> EE: can't *sniffle*
<CatsMeow> hammy: :P
<CatsMeow> EE: no, I have one that theoratically works.
<St_Shogun> Cat should just offer to sleep with him when he's done
<Hamusutaa> cats: you're going to torture soundcard boy? S&M! S&M!
<StrEEsed> catsmeow: PnP is just that... a THEORY! has no basis in reality!
<Ohmi> Cats: RTFM B)
<Kaworu> Shogun and Cats are like that alien and d00d from Kiseiju!
* CatsMeow will tie soundcard boy to shogun and light both of them on fire.
<Ohmi> Kiseiju!
<StrEEsed> who is soundcard boy?
* CatsMeow threatens soundcard boy..make computer work, damn you!!!
<StrEEsed> catsmeow: WHO IS SOUNDCARD BOY
* St_Shogun thinks that offering sex might work better
* Hamusutaa wonders what Cats is threatening him with...
<CatsMeow> Daria!!!
<CatsMeow> lucky boy w/cable!!!
<Kaworu> what's daria?
<Ohmi> Hamu: a large ham?
* hyou thinks shogun should fix cats' sound card... a test of his new pc knowledge...
* OniTotoro *snickers*
<St_Shogun> Of course, if the cat didn't keep saying "Oh, it's so hot. I must remove some clothing!", he could have concentrated on the computer...
* CatsMeow notes that shogun never did install Excel at computer at home in L.A.
<CatsMeow> EE: some boy from Human Ingenuity
* CatsMeow is so flat, SoundCard boy wouldn't have noticed that she was female..so no distractions!!!
* Ohmi wonders if Sho ever thinks about something besides babes + sex? :)
* St_Shogun notes that the cat's stupid PC was running MS applications and Win 3.11 on 4M of RAM
<St_Shogun> And it was that non-standard Korean one
<StrEEsed> catsmeow is like the great salt plains!
<Ohmi> EE: white, dusty, and salty?
<Kaworu> Cats is like Hitomi?
<Ohmi> Kaworu: oh that's low! ;o hehehe
<CatsMeow> shogun: bah...you still didn't fix the damned computer.
<Ohmi> Aye me salty dog!
* St_Shogun notes that with a corset, the cat can push all that fat up to her chest
<Ohmi> err cat
<Ohmi> hehe
<CatsMeow> ooh..corsets..
<Ohmi> Sho: cancer cells are stored mostly in fat though
* CatsMeow suffocates and dies in a corset..
* St_Shogun should have shot the cat's computer to put it out of its misery
* CatsMeow fake cute giggles neko-dems.
<Kaworu> wear a hambok... hides all fat!
<Ohmi> Cats could lose what she has ;)
<CatsMeow> kaworu: hanbok, you silly korean boy.
<Ohmi> Hammock?!
<Ohmi> yeah.. Kimono hides all fat too.. up to apoint :)
* Hamusutaa wonders.... hanbok?
<CatsMeow> hanbok is traditional korean wear.
<CatsMeow> like kimono is to japan.
<Hamusutaa> cats: ah.
<Ohmi> now them chinese dresses.. you'd never get away with any fat w/ those
<Kaworu> bwahahah
<Kaworu> doh
* CatsMeow is going to attempt studying now..
<CatsMeow> bye bye.
<Kaworu> buh bye
<Ohmi> Cat: buh bye
* St_Shogun chases the cat off to study
* St_Shogun threatens to bap the cat 143 times
<CatsMeow> night!
*** CatsMeow has left channel #anime!
IRC log ended Tue May 20 04:03

IRC log started Tue May 20 04:22
*** St_Shogun (shogun@ryoohki.apricot.com) has joined channel #Anime!
* St_Shogun waves
<curse> CatsMeow: Yeah! I handed Jason his plate w/ some half-eaten mexican thing on it and said: "Is this yours? C'mon! Eat it! Nummy nummy num num!" He just looked at it strangely and said "What di dyou do to it??"
<CatsMeow> *laugh* go curse!!!
<CatsMeow> heehee..
* St_Shogun chases the cat off to study
<curse> CatsMeow: Paco got a kick out of it. And then I did it againonly normally! Proves that it's all in the tone and delivery of the lines! well.. I guess "nummy nummy num num" would've over did it.
<CatsMeow> bah..gotta do take home midterm .. grrrrr..
<CatsMeow> curse: nummy nummy num num!
* CatsMeow nummies at shogun.
<fuuie> rannie: thought y'all was in finals season and not midterm season?
<curse> CatsMeow: I gave this jason a name too!
<curse> CatsMeow: "Bobbly"!
<CatsMeow> errr..I meant, take home final. duh.
<CatsMeow> jason is bobbly?
<CatsMeow> not bubbly?
<curse> Outis: hm.. do my friends have LD player.. maybe mayb enot..
<Outis> Bobbly Jason!
<curse> CatsMeow: no, he was introduced to me as "bob" ..
* St_Shogun chases the cat away to go dream of Chris
<CatsMeow> why bob?
* CatsMeow will dream of lollipops and sugar candies instead.
<St_Shogun> Yeah, yeah, the cat just wants something in her mouth
<curse> CatsMeow: And I also met this guy named Tetsuro. Know 'im?
<CatsMeow> yeah..Paco's Japanese buddy..
<CatsMeow> very cute!!!
<CatsMeow> kawaii!!!
<fuuie> mike: say something nice or don't say anything at all, not-so-young man.
<CatsMeow> I keep on forgetting he's older than me.
<curse> CatsMeow: he jsut laughed and laughed and laughed. Man! he just never stopped!
<CatsMeow> curse: heehee! saw Tet-chan few days ago at safeway.
<CatsMeow> curse: he's perty cool..likes anime and stuff.
<curse> CatsMeow: He laughed coming down the stairs, laughed like heck while Paco said I was the only one who didn't like his cookies, and he continued laughing on his way out!
<CatsMeow> hmmm..shogun's being fuued.
<CatsMeow> curse: heehee..
<fuuie> rannie: Bwahahahah!
* curse ponders what to do tomorrow after last final...
<CatsMeow> curse: party!!!
* St_Shogun chases the cat away again
* CatsMeow 's last final is on friday..bah!
* CatsMeow runs up a bookshelf and hisses at shogun.
* St_Shogun adores Rannie to death
* CatsMeow is adored?
<fuuie> oooo... differing opinions between mike and rannie.... or is mike being *really* sarcastic?
<CatsMeow> fuu: *really* sarcastic, darlin'
<fuuie> rannie: thought so ^^;
* St_Shogun gives the cat a big hug just to show how much I love her
* St_Shogun baps the cat and chases her off to study
* CatsMeow is hugged?
<CatsMeow> a sarcastic hug!
* CatsMeow must study...bye bye.
<CatsMeow> bah..
<CatsMeow> bah
<CatsMeow> bah!!!!!!
*** Signoff: CatsMeow (Leaving)
IRC log ended Tue May 20 19:41