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The One Piece NGs: 2 Jaaaaaaa-------  Problem: PMS? (The scene where Nami is shocked at Rufi's words and isn't igniting the cannon because of it) Pirate: Oi, new kid, stop wasting your effort. Guess you don't know how to ignite the cannon? Nami: ! (Nami looks shocked) Pirate: You put the light-- Nami: (suddenly angrily yelling) Darnit of course I know how to light a cannon!!! Hell, look!!! (She strikes the match against the box and proceeds to light the string quickly and efficiently) Nami: HAH! There!! Showed ya, didn't I? You think you're so smart because your'e a PIRATE, but I-- *BOOM* (The cannon-ball blasts out and Rufi lets out a yell before being shot through several houses again) Nami: ...oh. (laughs nervously) ....sorry? Problem: Timing (The scene where Nami stops the ignition with her bare hands) Nami: ! Cannon Ignition: *crr-ack-le* *cra-c-k-le* Nami: (grabbing the end of the ignition and squeezing it with her hands) Ahck!! Cannon Ignition: *cra-ck-le* Rufi: ....you....!! Nami: ...I...!! Rufi: ....you're quite...!! Nami: ...I think I'm...!! Rufi: You're-- Nami: I'm--!! Rika: Too late? (Rufi lets out a yell before being shot through several chimneys yet again) Nami: (despairingly yelling) I'm sorry Rufi!!! I really am!!! Rika: (sighs and shakes her head) How many cannon-balls will we have gone through till the end of this day? Fifty? Problem: Physical (The scene where Buggy throws a knife at Rufi's head) (Buggy's hand soars through the air, and the scene cuts to an angle where the knife vaguely catches Rufi somewhere in head) Zorro: Rufi!! Nami: Ehck... Buggy: OWWWWWW!!!! Rufi: (spitting out Buggy's hand) Sorry, wasn't paying attention... (sheepishly) your hand okay? Buggy: (howling) THOSE TEETH BREAK BLADES, YOU MORON!! BLADES!! Rufi: Uhm, I just chewed your hand-- Buggy: (still howling) DO YOU KNOW THE PAIN OF TEETH GNASHING AGAINST YOUR FLESH?!!-- Rufi: That's it!! (Rufi bursts out of cage, strides over to Buggy and grabs the front of his shirt and yells at the top of his lungs) Rufi: WHO WAS CRASHING THROUGH FORTY DIFFERENT ROOFS TODAY WITH THE FORCE OF A CANNON WITHOUT ANY PROTECTION?!! YOU WERE WEARING GLOVES, DAMMIT!!! GLOVES!!! (He tosses Buggy aimlessly over the roof and stomps towards the stairs) Rika: Hey hey hey! Where you going? Rufi: (seethes) AND THE GLOVES DON'T EXACTLY TASTE LIKE HEAVEN YOU KNOW!!! Rika: RUFI!! Where are you GOING?!! Rufi: (still seething) AND I'VE BEEN SHOOTING 24/7 LATELY!! HARDLY ANY SLEEP!! NO MEAT FOR DAYS, YOU HEAR ME?!! DAYS!! (Rufi disappears still yelling down the stairs) Rika: ...uhm.... should I...? Zoro: Don't bother. He's dangerous at the moment. Rika: (sighs, tapping the main-script on her temple) Great. Do we wait until he comes back now? Nami: Gee, now I feel kinda bad for blasting him two times in a row-- Zoro+Rika: Three. Nami: (turning red)--and you guys are sure helping to ease the guilt!! Rika: Great, since Rufi's gone at the moment, we might as well shoot Buggy's next 'speech' for now. Problem: Absence (The scene straight after the part where Buggy throws a knife at Rufi's head) ........ ........ .......? Rika: Hey, waitaminute... where's Buggy?!! (Buggy is sunken deep into the ground where Rufi threw him earlier on) Buggy: (calls out from the deep cracks) I'm here! Rika: Hell, get your butt up here RIGHT now, Buggy!! Buggy: (still in the ground, mumbled singing) Nobody likes me, everybody hates me-- Rika: (yells) What was that?!! Buggy: Aww shucks, I'm coming, I'm coming!! Rika: Look guys, we've got problems. Nami: What is it? Rika: Well, Rufi's missing. So we've got to use a substitute.... Problem: Various (The scene where Rufi is supposed to tell Zoro to 'run away') Problem: Concentration TAKE ONE (Zoro looks at the steel cage, in which a dummy sits. The head of the dummy bobs up and down on a spring.) Dummy: .......*bob* *bob* Zorro: (over-reactively) What!? Dummy: .......*bob* *bob* Zoro: (gasps) You want me to run away?! Dummy: .......*bob* *bob* Nami: H-Hey... your friend came to r-rescue you in f-f-first pl-place, Dummy: .......*bob* *bob* Nami: (stifles a giggle) b-but you're t-t-telling him to run away...!!! Zoro: No, he's telling me to bob bob bob. Nami: .... (looks at Zoro) Zoro: .... (looks at Nami) (The two burst out laughing, leaning on each other for support as Rika sighs, but clearly suppressing a smile) Rika: Cut! We'll have to scratch the dummy... Problem: Lines/Ad-libbing TAKE TWO (Zoro turns to look at a pirate wearing a straw-hat, red shirt and blue shorts with sandals.) Rufi-substitute: (screaming on the top of his lungs) Run, Zorro, run! C'mon, I know you can do it! Run! Ruuuuunnnnnnn!!!!! Rika: CUUUUTTT!!!!! TAKE THREE (Zoro turns to look at another pirate wearing similar attire) Rufi-substitute: (over-dramatically) Go on, Zoro, while you still can! I'm... (starts to cough) not going to make it! Rika: CUT!! This is One Piece for flipping sake!! Who asked you to transform it to the last episode of Sailormoon?!! Buggy: Hey, I think I see Rufi coming back. Zoro+Nami+Rika: THANK GOD!!! Problem: Physical (The scene where Zoro lifts Rufi's cage - as submitted by Roz-san ^^*) Zorro: No, it's okay. You stay in the cage!! Buggy: Dammit I'm not gonna let them escape! (coughs) Zorro: Yarghh....!! Rufi: Look, Zorro, it's okay! Your insides are gonna pop out. Zorro: If it wants to pop out, then let it! Nami: Hey...!! (Zoro confidently strides over to the cage and begins to pull. After straining and sweating for a couple of minutes, however, he gives up, leaning against the cage as he wipes his sweaty forehead) Zoro: Dammit Luffy, when the flip are you going to lose some bloody weight?? And Rika!! I thought you said the cage was going to be made from lighter stuff than steel? I mean, you expect ME to LIFT STEEL?? Rika: .... Zoro: What?? Rika: Okay, in the gym, 2000 pushups, now. Zoro: What?!! But--!! Rika: NOW. Zoro: Women, all they ever... (mutters as he goes off in general direction of the gym and vaults over the building roof) That's it for now... more coming soon, I guess XD |